Gen Z hates your career page

+Hiring takes forever & summer opportunity

Signal Summary: Gen Z wants job TikTok-style job sites, hiring’s moving slower than a hungover turtle, summer’s secretly the hottest time to snag talent, and sometimes cocaine can’t even kill a job offer.

HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK ↓

SIGNAL 1
Fortune 500 Job Sites Are Older Than Your Mom’s Myspace

The disconnect: 47% of younger workers (18-34) want career sites that learn their preferences like social media algos, but 87% of Fortune 500 companies aren’t delivering.

What's broken:

  • 88% don’t suggest related jobs based on skills

  • 83% lack job recommendation chatbots

  • 76% can’t detect location for nearly jobs

Meanwhile, the cool kids are building solutions: 

  • Boostie turns your boring ATS into targeted ad campaigns that hunt passive talent across the web

  • Staffing Future deploys AI matching that makes applying feel as smooth as ordering an Uber

  • SourceFlow builds recruitment sites with Google-level job search that predicts what candidates want before they finish typing

Signal → Strategy: Review the above platforms while your competitors insist their 2005 career sites are “perfectly fine”. First-mover advantage expires fast.

SIGNAL 2
Hiring has officially become slower than the McFlurry machine

Just in: 93% of managers say hiring takes longer now than two years ago. Shocking absolutely no one who's tried to fill a role recently.

The bottlenecks:

  • Evaluating applications (51%): Drowning in resumes like it’s a bad episode of Hoarders

  • Check references (47%): Because apparently we still need to call Karen’s old boss from 2012

  • Scheduling and conducting interviews (43%): Calendar Tetris is no joke.

Signal → Strategy: Pitch contract staffing as hiring insurance. Market 3-6 month "try before you buy" arrangements that reduce permanent hiring mistakes while keeping projects moving during endless evaluation cycles.

SIGNAL 3
Summer recruiting is having its main character moment

The opportunity: August is peak job-seeker season, with July and June in the top 4. While your competitors are posting #BeachDay selfies, the talent pool’s overflowing with:

  • Burned-out teachers (55% are ready to yeet their chalk and run).

  • Recent grads realizing their anthropology degree buys jack sh!t.

  • Layoff victims from corporate and government purges looking for a comeback.

Signal → Strategy: Host "Beat the Heat" recruiting BBQs at your office. Invite burned-out teachers, new grads, and passive candidates for casual Friday afternoon events where they can network without the pressure of formal interviews. Food trucks, good vibes, and zero competitors.

RECRUITING CONFESSIONAL
When Cocaine Couldn’t Kill a Hire

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The Setup: Working an accounting role for a healthcare client. Found the perfect candidate; experienced, great interviews, cultural fit. Guy quits his job, accepts the offer, agrees to drug screening. Smooth sailing…or so I thought.

The Plot Twist: Drug test comes back positive for cocaine. I call him expecting some explanation, maybe a mix-up with medication. Nope. His response: “I didn’t think it would still be in my system.” That’s it. That’s his entire defense strategy.

The Shock: I call the client, expecting to restart the search. Instead: “So when can he start?” I’m thinking I misheard. Nope. They wanted to proceed anyway. Apparently, his pivot table skills outweighed his extracurricular activities.

The Aftermath: Guy worked there for years. Still connected on LinkedIn. Probably still posts motivational Monday content about “overcoming challenges.”

The Lesson: Sometimes the client’s definition of “deal-breaker” is more flexible than you think. Also, maybe don’t assume your weekend activities have cleared your system by Monday.

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SHARE THE SIGNALS
3 people you should share these signals with:

  1. Your friend’s website that screams ClipArt and Comic Sans

  2. The prospect who takes 3 months to fill a receptionist role

  3. Your recruiters who think “summer is dead”

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