OpenAI builds LinkedIn killer

+Resume obituary & FTC’s staffing shakedown

Signal Summary: OpenAI just declared war on LinkedIn, while the 500-year-old resume is getting a makeover, and the FTC is sending scary letters to healthcare staffing firms about their noncompete addiction. Plus, the candidate with a very unfortunate name.

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HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK ↓

SIGNAL 1
OpenAI declares war on LinkedIn

Breaking: OpenAI just announced they’re building a jobs platform to launch mid-2026. Because apparently disrupting every other industry wasn’t enough.

The audacity:

  • Platform will use AI to match “AI-savvy” workers with employers

  • Dedicated track for local businesses and governments seeking AI talent

  • Expected mid-2026 launch puts it I n direct competition with LinkedIn

The irony: The same company automating jobs away is now positioning itself as the solution to help people find new jobs. Classic Silicon Valley move - create the problem, then sell the cure.

Signal → Strategy: Position your firm as the “human bridge” between traditional hiring and AI-first platforms. Target mid-market companies who need AI talent but aren’t ready for OpenAI’s ecosystem.

SIGNAL 2
The 500-year-old gets a complete makeover

The verdict: Industry experts say the traditional resume is undergoing its biggest evolution since Da Vince’s first attempt in 1482.

What’s changing:

  • Candidates using AI to tailor resumes with invisible keywords (“resume skinning”)

  • Recruiters using AI to read resumes, creating a bot-to-bot conversation

  • Psychometric testing and talent pools replacing static documents

The disconnect: As resumes become documents written by AI and read by AI, the human element is shifting toward real-time skills assessment. “People will start to move straight to AI qualification,” says Staffing Future CEO Jack Copeland.

Signal → Strategy: Develop “post-resume” candidate assessment processes now. Focus on conversational interviews, skills demonstrations, and project-based evaluations before your competitors figure it out.

SIGNAL 3
FTC sends healthcare staffing firms to their room

The crackdown: FTC Chairman Ferguson just sent warning letters to major healthcare employers and staffing firms about their noncompete obsession.

Translation: “Stop trapping nurses, or we’ll make you stop.”

The targets:

  • Healthcare staffing firms using noncompetes on nurses and medical professionals

  • Companies restricting worker mobility in rural areas where medical services are stretched thin

  • Employers who haven’t reviewed contracts since the failed deferral noncompete ban

The threat: FTC is promising “aggressive enforcement” of antitrust laws against “bad actors.” They’re also collecting public complaints through November 3rd to build cases.

Signal → Strategy: Audit your noncompete agreements immediately. Replace restrictive clauses with retention bonuses, professional development programs, and competitive compensation packages before the FTC comes knocking.

RECRUITING CONFESSIONAL
When Your Candidate’s Name Breaks Your Brain

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The Setup: Had a candidate named Sh*thead. Thought they’d pissed off the phone company, but their name was actually Sh*thead (pronounced Shi-THEED)

The Disaster: When invited for an interview, they couldn’t make it because their dog just had puppies.” Bruh


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SHARE THE SIGNALS
3 people you should share these signals with:

  1. Your IT recruiter who thinks LinkedIn is the only game in town

  2. Your colleague who prints resumes in 2025

  3. That healthcare staffing owner still using noncompete from 2019